Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.
The real question is who in that room would still catch you.
woah. this was already intense, but that last comment hit hard.
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
This is so funny omg